after winning a local handicapped golfing competition, I decided to purchase these leather socks with vouchers that I had for the pro shop. Luckily, the shops last pair was a size 7 (my boot size). After caring for the fairway demons carefully, snug under my covers for the night, I decided to take the laced slipper alternatives for a spin the next morning. I rolled onto the tee, with my boots sparkling more than a babies anus. My first shot, to be as honest as frank, was quite poor. I lost all balance, and fell out of my four wheeled chair. While I was down from the shot, a course green keeper decided to come and take advantage of my misfortune and lubed up my downsyndromed ass and pummel away with his meaty sausage. Things got worse, as everyone decided to get a piece of the action. I ended up in hospital, with my wagon up backdoor and jizz dribbling out of my ears. Overall, a comfortable boot, that got me into a unfortunate situation.

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