I have to tell you, the last 20 years haven't been easy on me. Ever since that little pr!ck Bud Fox turned on me and spilled the beans on my insider trading scam, I've been struggling to get back to where I was. The truth is, I never should have bought into the whole Blue Star Airlines thing. For cryin' out loud, Bud Fox's dad worked there. I should have known it would turn out to be a horrible buyout.

Anyway, Sir Lawrence Wildman and I are playing at Augusta this weekend. I've decided to sharpen my golf game with this new Taylormade R11 Tour driver. I can shoot in the 70's when I'm not doing the hanky panky with Aerial. I can't wait to beat that arrogant little beyatch that the Queen refers to as 'Sir'.

Well, I must get back to work. I'm in the middle of another corporate takeover and I can't sit around here all day chin wagging with a bunch of blue collar people.

Oh, I would recommend this driver.

Don't forget. Greed is good.

Customer Service

LOL. Are you kidding me?

I was playing a Callaway Razr Driver prior to my R11 purchase. The cool thing now is to have a white driver so that's exactly what I did. I got the 9 degree because I'm close to scratch and hit a high ball. I usually shoot low 70's and win our annual match play event. I'm not bragging; just giving you some indication of my level of play.

On the first hole I hit a 340 yard drive. On the second hole, a par 5, I hit a 345 yard drive and got on in two with a 5 iron. This driver hits the sh!t out of the ball and it just floats out there forever like a castaway on a raft. When I got to the 19th hole everyone was talking about my new driver and how I just "Konged" them out there today.

The other thing I like about the driver is that it looks good with my new R11 irons. I got all of this from a gift certificate that my ex-girlfriend gave me for Christmas. She's my ex because she complained about golf. I don't like women complaining about my golf, if you can't already tell that.

I've played with the R11 about 5 times now and I'm still busting a nut over it. This thing is the bomb and I mean that literally.

Anyway, go buy one.

Customer Service

Don't know

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